You know how every annoying Windows program wants to launch as soon as you boot up your computer? Well, now Office is going to do that, too. A new “Startup Boost” function will set Office to load when Windows starts up, which will make apps like Word and Excel launch faster—while making the rest of your computer slower. Whoopie. I’m being flippant, but it’s understandable that Microsoft would want to give Office a performance boost, even if it is somewhat illusory....
