My standards are not heroic here. I want to wake it and start playing before the part of my brain that checks battery percentages gets involved. I use the old console in 2026 because it’s almost annoyingly direct. That shouldn’t feel radical. Somehow, it does. Low bar, sure. Portable gaming has done impressive work finding ways to trip over it. The Switch 2 is the obvious upgrade, and Nintendo’s newer system has the stronger hardware argument. It costs $449.99, though, which...