I have spent the better part of a decade being bored to tears by business laptops. They are the beige minivans of the tech world, which broadly means sensible, reliable, and about as exciting as a quarterly compliance meeting. So when ASUS sent me the ExpertBook Ultra 2026 and told me it was an enterprise machine, I braced myself for another grey slab designed by a committee that had never heard about delightful engineering. Instead, I got a 2.4 pound magnesium aluminum silver machine that...
