have spent a week trying to save the universe. Not by leading a hardened team of oddball veterans in an assault on a despots intergalactic outpost, nor by completing a series of well written tasks to build up my warrior mage so they can defeat some ancient malignant omnipotent deity. I have done it by completing easy races on a bicycle. Sounds ridiculous? Welcome to Wheel World. It seems the epitome of arch to criticise a video game for its ridiculous plot when I am happy to have plumbers save...
